You'll greet this scent with arms wide open. No longer will you have to ask yourself existential questions like "what's this life for?" You will break free from your own prison. You may even be taken higher in life, love, and happiness, though there's no guarantee of blind men regaining sight nor of golden streets.
Smells like a scent that rhymes with shmaventus, but is in no way affiliated with any other brand.
Ingredients: Stearic Acid, Water, Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Vegetable Glycerin, Bison Tallow, Mango Butter, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Lanolin, Bentonite Clay, Yogurt, Buttermilk, Egg Whites, Coconut Milk, Goat's Milk, Tocopheryl Acetate, Maltodextrin, Milk Protein, Salix Alba L. (White Willow) Bark Extract, Arctium lappa (Burdock) Root Extract, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Extract, Silk Amino Acids