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HAGS Artisan- Return of the Mean One II Shave Soap Cortex X Base

HAGS Artisan- Return of the Mean One II Shave Soap Cortex X Base

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Return of the Mean One II Shave Soap in Cortex X Base

Deep in the snowy mountains, when the wind screams and the lights of Christmas flicker across the valley, a shadow moves again.
The villagers swore he was gone… but they were wrong.
Because on the coldest night of December, the Mean One returns.

Wrapped in a stolen Santa coat and wearing a grin sharp enough to cut through ice, he creeps back into town — not for presents… but for revenge, mischief, and irresistible desserts.

As he prowls through the glowing streets, a warm trail follows him: Vanilla Cream and glowing Amber Woods, swirling like the first breath of a holiday feast. He stops by a window, steam rising from a tray of cookies — buttery, chocolate-drizzled, dusted with winter spice — and a soft hint of lavender floats through the cracks.

Unable to resist, he slips inside a living room glowing with the fire’s amber light. A plate of sweets rests on the table… and a glass of bourbon sits beside the fireplace, waiting for someone who will never know it’s missing.
He settles into the armchair like he owns the place — sipping, snacking, and smirking — bathing in the warmth of a Christmas Eve he was never invited to.

This scent is our own creation — crafted to capture that nostalgic sweetness, those stolen Christmas treats, and the warm, wicked comfort of a firelit holiday night.

He can’t help himself.
He takes everything.

With each step deeper into the night, the scent grows darker and richer — Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, and sweet balsamic warmth melting together like Christmas gone wicked. He leaves the village in a haze of sweetness and smoke, a fragrance so addictive it almost forgives his crimes.

Almost.

Because this year…
he’s not here to steal Christmas.
He’s here to reclaim it.

Bigger. Badder. Meaner.
And far more delicious than anyone expected.

Scent Notes:
Top Notes:Ā Vanilla Cream, Warm Amber Woods
Heart Notes:Ā Lavender, Buttery Cookie, Chocolate Drizzle, Spiced Holiday Biscuit
Base Notes:Ā Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, Creamy Balsamic Sweetness

Crafted on our upgraded CORTEX X base, Return of the Mean One II provides elite cushion, lather, and post-shave nourishment—where skin science meets the tradition of fine grooming.

Description

The Cortex olive oil base is a superior shaving product that offers exceptional moisturizing properties and a comfortable shaving experience. This soap is made with a rich, nourishing base of olive oil, which is known for its ability to hydrate and moisturize the skin. Olive oil is packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals that help to protect the skin from damage and keep it looking healthy and youthful. When used in shaving soap, olive oil creates a thick, creamy lather that provides excellent lubrication, reducing the friction between the razor and the skin and preventing irritation and razor burn.

One of the key benefits of the Cortex olive oil base shaving soap is its ability to provide a comfortable shaving experience. The soap’s rich lather creates a protective barrier between the razor and the skin, allowing for a close, smooth shave without the risk of cuts or irritation. Additionally, the moisturizing properties of olive oil help to soothe and calm the skin, leaving it feeling soft, supple, and hydrated after shaving.

In conclusion, the Cortex olive oil base shaving soap is a must-have product for anyone who wants a comfortable, close shave without sacrificing skin health and hydration. Its moisturizing properties, gentle formula, and premium ingredients make it a standout choice for anyone looking to elevate their shaving routine. Whether you have sensitive skin or just want to treat yourself to a little luxury, this soap is sure to deliver a superior shaving experience that will leave you feeling pampered and refreshed.

THE INSPIRATION BEHIND CORTEX

The olive tree, a symbol of peace and abundance, has a hidden meaning within its fruit. The cortex is the core of the olive seed, protected by a hard outer shell. It is the vital part that contains the seed’s life force. The cortex symbolizes the core of our being. It represents our inner strength, resilience, and the potential for growth and transformation.
Just as the cortex protects the olive seed, our inner core gives us the strength to face challenges, overcome obstacles, and achieve our dreams. Nurturing our cortex requires self-care, meditation, and connecting with others. These practices help us strengthen our inner core and develop our potential. Like the olive tree, we all have a cortex within us. By understanding its meaning and nurturing it, we can unlock our full potential and live a life of peace, abundance, and fulfillment.

THE PROCESS

We use the hot process method to make our shaving soaps. This allows us to apply premium ingredients like Aloe barbadensis leaf juice, Oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, and Triticum aestivum (wheat) germ oil unsaponified for improved nourishing and moisturizing effects.

Aloe barbadensis leaf juice:

  • Soothing and Anti-Inflammatory

Aloe vera leaf juice is a renowned anti-inflammatory. It contains compounds like aloin and aloesin, which help soothe and calm irritated skin. Shaving can often cause redness, razor burn, and itchiness. By using shaving soap infused with aloe vera, you’re giving your skin a soothing embrace that reduces inflammation and leaves it feeling refreshed and comfortable.

  • Moisturizing and Hydrating

Along with its anti-inflammatory properties, aloe vera is an excellent moisturizer. It’s rich in polysaccharides and other hydrating agents that penetrate deep into the skin, providing long-lasting moisture. This is crucial for a smooth, comfortable shave, as dry skin can lead to razor drag, nicks, and cuts.

  • Antibacterial and Antifungal

Aloe vera leaf juice possesses antibacterial and antifungal properties, which can help protect your skin from infections. This is especially beneficial for those who suffer from acne or shaving-related bumps. By using shaving soap with aloe vera, you’re creating a barrier that helps keep bacteria and fungi at bay.

  • Healing and Regenerating

Aloe vera is known for its wound-healing properties. It promotes cell growth and regeneration, which can aid in the healing of small cuts or nicks that may occur during shaving. The antioxidants in aloe vera also help protect the skin from damage caused by free radicals.

Oryza sativa (rice) bran oil:

Rice bran oil is an exceptional skin-nourishing ingredient that offers a multitude of benefits, including:

  • Rich in antioxidants:Ā Protects skin from damage caused by free radicals
  • Moisturizing:Ā Forms a protective barrier on the skin’s surface, keeping it hydrated
  • Anti-inflammatory:Ā Soothes irritation and reduces redness
  • Absorbs quickly:Ā Leaves no greasy residue, ensuring a comfortable shave

In addition to its immediate benefits, aloe vera can also contribute to long-term skin health. It contains vitamins A, C, and E, as well as antioxidants that fight against premature aging. By regularly using shaving soap with aloe vera, you’re helping to keep your skin looking youthful and radiant.

Triticum aestivum (wheat) germ oil:

Wheat germ oil is a powerhouse ingredient that’s packed with benefits for your skin. When added to shaving soap, it:

  • Soothes and Calms: Its anti-inflammatory properties reduce redness and irritation caused by shaving.
  • Moisturizes and Nourishes: Rich in vitamins A, D, and E, it deeply moisturizes and nourishes the skin, leaving it feeling soft and smooth.

Benefits for Shaving

Now let’s talk about the benefits of using wheat germ oil in shaving soap specifically:

  • Reduced Razor Burn:Ā Its soothing properties minimize razor burn and irritation.
  • Improved Skin Texture:Ā Antioxidants and vitamins help improve the skin’s texture and elasticity.
  • Smoother Shaves:Ā The moisturizing and nourishing ingredients make shaving a smoother and more comfortable experience.

Ingredients:Ā Potassium Stearate, Distilled Water, Potassium Olivate, Potassium Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Potassium Tallowate, Glycerin, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Oryza Sativa Bran Oil, Triticum Aestivum Germ Oil, Parfum, Sodium Lactate, Potassium Babassuate, Kaolin, Sodium Chloride, Coumarin, Limonene, Cinnamyl, Cinnamal. Linalool. Eugenol. Benzyl Benzoate

CORTEX Base is Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH) FREE.

DIRECTIONS OF USE:Ā The soap is soft (CROP).Ā WE DO NOT RECOMMEND BLOOMING THE SOAP BECAUSE OF ITS SOFTNESS.
ā€œLoad your brush by swirling it on the surface of the soap for 10 seconds. Begin by lathering in a bowl or directly on your face.ā€

The soap lathers easily, adding water increases the density of the lather and creates a luxurious, creamy, buttery texture.
The soap lather can hold up a lot of water, so do not be afraid to add more.

The Scent meter label on the bottom of the jar indicates the strength of the fragrance once lathered and not straight from the jar.

External Use Only
Net. Wt. 4oz [114g]
Produced by Hags Artisan Shaving Products in Psychiko, 15452 Athens GR.