Return of the Mean One II Witch Hazel Aftershave
Deep in the snowy mountains, when the wind screams and the lights of Christmas flicker across the valley, a shadow moves again.
The villagers swore he was gone… but they were wrong.
Because on the coldest night of December, the Mean One returns.
Wrapped in a stolen Santa coat and wearing a grin sharp enough to cut through ice, he creeps back into town — not for presents… but for revenge, mischief, and irresistible desserts.
As he prowls through the glowing streets, a warm trail follows him: Vanilla Cream and glowing Amber Woods, swirling like the first breath of a holiday feast. He stops by a window, steam rising from a tray of cookies — buttery, chocolate-drizzled, dusted with winter spice — and a soft hint of lavender floats through the cracks.
Unable to resist, he slips inside a living room glowing with the fire’s amber light. A plate of sweets rests on the table… and a glass of bourbon sits beside the fireplace, waiting for someone who will never know it’s missing.
He settles into the armchair like he owns the place — sipping, snacking, and smirking — bathing in the warmth of a Christmas Eve he was never invited to.
This scent is our own creation — crafted to capture that nostalgic sweetness, those stolen Christmas treats, and the warm, wicked comfort of a firelit holiday night.
He can’t help himself.
He takes everything.
With each step deeper into the night, the scent grows darker and richer — Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, and sweet balsamic warmth melting together like Christmas gone wicked. He leaves the village in a haze of sweetness and smoke, a fragrance so addictive it almost forgives his crimes.
Almost.
Because this year…
he’s not here to steal Christmas.
He’s here to reclaim it.
Bigger. Badder. Meaner.
And far more delicious than anyone expected.
Scent Notes:
Top Notes: Vanilla Cream, Warm Amber Woods
Heart Notes: Lavender, Buttery Cookie, Chocolate Drizzle, Spiced Holiday Biscuit
Base Notes: Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, Creamy Balsamic Sweetness
Description
Base – Tesseract (4,2,5)
This version of our alcohol-free based aftershave (Witch Hazel) is less sticky and has a lighter, powdery post-shave feel.
The moisturizing properties of this version have been significantly improved and feel more balanced.
This version of our NON alcohol-based aftershave is an improved version of Tesseract 4.2.4.
In our new version we have added Chamomilla Recutita Flower Water. Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, also known as Matricaria Flower Extract, is a botanical ingredient derived from the dried flowers of the chamomile plant (Chamomilla recutita). It is widely used in cosmetics for its soothing and anti-inflammatory properties, making it ideal for sensitive and irritated skin. The extract contains bioactive compounds like chamazulene and bisabolol, which help reduce redness and calm skin irritations.
The moisturizing properties of this version have been significantly improved and feel more balanced.
HAGS alcohol-free based Aftershaves (Witch Hazel) are the perfect post shave skin food. With added Sodium Hyaluronate and Allantoin (Comfrey Plant) they are easily absorbed leaving your skin feeling smooth, hydrated and silky.
How To Apply:
Shake well first and then place few drops in the palm of your hand, (5 – 7) drops is enough. Rub into hands and apply on your freshly shaved skin.
After applying the lotion let it dry for a few seconds.
Ingredients: Distilled Water, Hamamelis Virginiana Leaf Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Water, Cucumis Sativus, Rosa Centifolia Flower Water, Parfum, Peg 40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Hydrolyzed Oat Protein, Sodium Hyaluronate, Sorbitol, Allantoin (Comfrey Plant), Sorbitan Caprylate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Coumarin, Limonene, Cinnamyl, Cinnamal, Linalool, Eugenol, Benzyl Benzoate
What does a alcohol-free aftershave do?
An alcohol-free aftershave can be used on all skin types. The advantage of choosing an alcohol free aftershave is that it gently closes the pores, adds a lot of moisture and reduces the risk of red buds and beard plague.
Can be used as a face toner throughout the day.
External Use Only
Net.Wt. 3.4fl.oz [100ml]
Produced by Hags Artisan Shaving Products in Psychiko, 15452 Athens GR.